Episodes

June 11, 2021

Wheeze at the Devil

This week, the guys spend an hour discussing their weeks. And when you hear how this involved cross-checking loveseats and attacking Brad's son with playground balls, you'll understand why they needed that time. From there, they double down on Vince Neil...

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June 4, 2021

Year of the Honky

This week, the guys wanted to prove that things aren't always as bad as they seem. Then they complete disprove that by taste-testing a foul little fruit called durian. After the convulsions subside, they dive a little deeper into the idea, discussing hum...

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May 27, 2021

He Dies at the End

Life isn't a straight line and even our best-laid plans can go awry. But why?  Why does it seem like no matter how much we plan, things rarely go as planned? This week, the guys have more than a few opinions about this very subject, both for new headline...

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May 21, 2021

Hot Glue Guns

This week, the guys hang out in the troposphere (otherwise known as Dave's yard) to discuss hypocrisy. Whether the topic is Megadeth acting righteous, Ellen DeGeneres acting aware, or Matt acting like he wouldn't nail Rosie O'Donnell, they're pretty damn...

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May 14, 2021

Pan-Asian Water Discomfort

This week, the guys christen the garage for the summer by going back to what works -- random topics pulled from the skull. This means they discuss everything from immortality pills to Morgan Freeman's political prowess to the sheer filth that is Rosie O'...

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May 7, 2021

Craig's Bad Day

This week, three of the guys showed up. Craig? Well, as you'll hear, he had a pretty bad day. But, in between phone calls, family emergencies, and diarrhea of the mouth, he managed to hang in there for our discussions about profanity, alien conspiracies,...

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April 30, 2021

30 Seconds of Shame

After dancing around the topic for months, the guys decide this is the week to hit their porn habits head on. Then, after nearly an hour of debating plot lines and pervy preferences, they take a hard left turn and discuss stiff police justice, public per...

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April 22, 2021

Celebrity Windchimes

Everything old is new again! At least when it comes to Hollywood nobodies. This week, Dave, Brad and Craig decide to get new guy Matt caught up on some old show topics, discussing failed celebrities who are (somehow) in the news again. If you want to sta...

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April 15, 2021

Challenger Mulligan

This week, all four guys are back in studio to discuss the most basic argument of all -- is it a good idea or a bad idea? So, naturally, they get right into Elon Musk's plans for space dinosaurs, Maine's plan for dead citizens, and Satan's plan for free ...

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April 9, 2021

Plantain CHiPs

This week, the guys go Daveless. But Craig, Matt and Brad are up to the task, revisiting their favorite subjects with a few new twists. Celebrity sellouts, swampland timeshares, Thighmasters, TV reboots, Rachael Ray and Elton John. Somehow, they cover it...

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April 2, 2021

Dude Soup

This week, Dave, Brad and Craig leave Matt flapping in the wind while they discuss the rise of technology. From cell phone convenience to creepy AI sex dolls, they determine how much tech is too much tech, looking old as hell in the process. This has not...

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March 26, 2021

Okay? Not Okay!

This week, the guys decided to get a little deep into the world of bias and stereotypes. From parenting to polygamy to practical education, they get into the weeds of world hypocrisy for almost two hours. Then they talk about nipples and everything comes...

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March 18, 2021

homoGENiZed

After just three episodes, Matt decided he'd rather brave hurricane-force winds than hang with the guys. What did he miss? A deep dive into Craig's so-called diet. Some creeping and peeping in an Airbnb. And a look at Gen Z's pathetic, laughable attempt ...

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March 12, 2021

Lube. Rinse. Repeat.

From restriction-free Texas, to privacy-free China, to gravity-free hotels, to shame-free Eddie Murphy, all four guys get pretty worked up about the week that was. They might still be getting used to having another voice on the show, but that doesn't sto...

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March 5, 2021

Tussle

This week, all four of the guys are here to discuss celebrities that talk too much, kids that know too much, conspiracy nuts that think too much, and professors that reveal too much. Also, the guys debate the gender of a plastic potato, as only they know...

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Feb. 25, 2021

Fan Service

This week, the guys revert to remote to avoid the snowstorm of the century, but are joined by first-time caller Kevin. Before long, they covered police families, sheltered childhoods, some show nostalgia, and the effects of backing into an undercover cru...

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Feb. 20, 2021

Say My Haim!

This week, Matt's back to debate some deep, emotional topics with the guys. Things like Gina Carano's tone deaf Twitter habits, and movies that predicted the future. The name of the episode? Well, you'll need to listen to figure that out... but based on ...

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Feb. 12, 2021

Clocks and Trash

Hollywood is full of death. So, Brad is full of joy. Dave is full of rage. And Craig is full of beer. This week, the guys dive into the latest round of celebrity deaths, and all of the bandwagons and fake mourning that goes along with it. It's how this s...

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Feb. 4, 2021

Ladies Night

After a week in first gear, the guys come out swinging, with a little help from their better halves. That's right, all of this week's topics were chosen by their wives, which led to a deep and meaningful discussion of panties, irrational fears, in-laws, ...

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Jan. 29, 2021

An Evening in First Gear

After an exhausting week that rebooted the world, and an episode that was hard to top, the guys decided to slow down and let things flow.

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Jan. 22, 2021

Asspennies and Jesus Lint

The guys kinda wanted a week off, so they dragged Cousin Matt out of his treehouse to fill some dead air. Along the way they cover mystery porch packages, belly button debris, bald-faced hornets and seizure wallets, resulting in their funniest episode in...

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Jan. 15, 2021

Yo! NTS Craps!

This week, the guys reflect on a hip hop-heavy set of headlines, mumble rapping their way through Dr. Dre's medical and legal troubles and The Weeknd's plastic surgery fakeout before diving deeper into music tastes and how pop culture has evolved. Also, ...

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Jan. 8, 2021

New Year's Heave

Try not to riot, but the NTS guys have kicked off 2021 in style. From making each other puke, to naked bathroom breaks, and even a quick detour into the state of democracy, it's an appropriate episode for this past week... and probably the past 20 years....

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Dec. 31, 2020

Pouring One Out: The Best of 2020

Lonely on New Year's? Join the club! This week, we look back to our best available clips from the worst possible year. So, if you're feeling nostalgic about Pornhub, surfing, Meat Farms, IBS and more, we wrapped it up in a nice, tidy package for ya... HN...

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