Episodes

July 9, 2020

Scorn on the Fourth of July

Anti-maskers. Anti-sparklers. Anti-Cagers. On a weekend full of bright explosions, the guys get lit up discussing the finest in summer blockbusters, what movies qualify as "patriotic," and even the logic of people fighting against covering their filthy f...

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July 1, 2020

To Cancel a Mockingbird

Cancel culture is back in full force, and Craig, Dave and Brad aren't having it! Well, at least for those that don't deserve it. With the help of Cousin Matt, the guys get into a hilarious (and surprisingly insightful) 2+ hour discussion of the people th...

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June 24, 2020

Puma Punkass

After a week Craig really wants to forget, the guys decided the best way to respond was by going back to the skull for some random topics. This naturally led to a discussion of everything from cancel culture to race relations to time travel. Yes, serious...

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June 18, 2020

Tekashi Deuce

This week, the guys added an extension to the garage to welcome back Sometimes Manny. And naturally, the conversation turned to toilet burglars, badly faked deaths, dining on grandmothers, rapper girls with 4-foot implants, and the greatest Florida Man h...

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June 10, 2020

Garage Nights (Revisited)

Reunited, and it feels so good! The guys recorded in person for the first time since winter, and it took them about 30 seconds to realize what a difference it makes. From Drew Brees and Hulk Hogan to Australian rugby and Belgian pizza, the guys covered i...

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June 5, 2020

An NTS Review: Psycle - "Kill the Machine"

This week, the guys offer a very special review episode, giving fans a detailed look into their thoughts on Psycle's all-new beast, "Kill the Machine" ... You could read a few half-hearted paragraphs, or you can spend more than an hour diving deep into o...

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May 27, 2020

Slum Good News

The remote shows are winding down, but the guys keep going strong. Not only did they fix last week's audio problems, but they also found a few more headlines that show things are getting back to "NTS normal." Krasinski capitalism. Korean sex dolls at soc...

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May 21, 2020

Remoter

This week, Craig and Dave welcome long-time listener, first-time caller Brad to discuss some funny headlines that indicate things might be getting back to normal. Yeah, audio problems kicked them in the ass again. But if you were sick of hearing two str...

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May 13, 2020

B-Side Ourselves

This week, the guys pick up where they left off last time, finishing the mess that Brad created. This includes things like casting their own reality shows and asking some deep and personal questions about one another... Hell, they even sound kind of nice...

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May 6, 2020

Breaking Brad

It's the final week of our little experiment, and in typical Brad fashion, there was more talking than expected. Even though the other two got it done in a single episode, the guys have to cover the rest of Brad's ideas in NEXT week's show. But that's no...

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April 29, 2020

End of Daves

Another week of quarantine has put the guys in a musical mood... more specifically, in the mood to discuss music and how it reflects the phases of our lives. Sound deep? Don't worry, it's not. If you want to hear another Dave story about him Daving his p...

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April 22, 2020

Ain't Too Proud to Craig...

It was an episode that started off with one of Brad's worst jokes ever. An episode that heard Dave describe a well-timed fart. An episode that discussed Fred Durst, John Travolta, and "The Fanatic" movie. But then something happened -- the guys got a lit...

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April 15, 2020

Ceased and Dismissed

Still stuck at home, the guys nonetheless manage to find humor within the chaos, in a week that saw religion-themed coronavirus headlines, a ridiculous Tom Brady interview, and even the show's first-ever legal entanglement. In a world gone mad, the guys ...

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April 8, 2020

27.5 Days Later

It took a few weeks, but the guys finally figured out how to do a remote episode without sounding like they're in a barrel of tar. So, they celebrate by discussing some of the "lighter moments" that happened over the last week or so. By discussing every...

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April 1, 2020

Cocaine Hippos

The world situation sucks. Technology sucks. Remote podcasting sucks. But these are the cards on the table. For the second week in a row, Craig, Dave, and Brad isolated themselves to digitally discuss how they're getting their minds off COVID-19, ignoran...

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March 24, 2020

Intox-solation

"Antisocial Distancing." "Riff." "Live Without a Net." The guys could have named their first-ever remote episode anything. But, even with the obvious technical issues (including Dave's liver failure), they pulled it off. And good thing, because despite t...

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March 18, 2020

Quarantine Dream

It was bound to happen. After just a few days of self-quarantine, the guys got together with a plan and a purpose... and within a few minutes of reflecting on coronavirus, the train lost its conductor and got derailed in the least-expected ways. The goal...

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March 11, 2020

Down with the Sickness

No Corona beer cracks. No lame-ass lyme puns. No resorting to memes for inspiration. Instead, this week the guys infect your ears with some honest talk about COVID-19, coronaviruses in general, Chinese health conditions, and Corey Feldman. Some would say...

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March 4, 2020

Fast Pass (for Slow People)

The guys are joined by fan-favorite Cousin Matt to discuss flat earth fails, Make-a-Wish modification, clothes-free cops, Mary Magdalene and LSD 101. Plus, they address Craig's inevitable Alzheimer's... Yep, all in one episode. And it's definitely funnie...

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Feb. 27, 2020

Human Plinko

This week, the guys cover a wide range of headlines ranging from Wendy Williams' fat mouth, to a Scottish guy's fat groin, and Sy Sperling's fat skull cap ... Plus, Craig masters another word, and a young Spielberg masters a new career.  It's another wee...

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Feb. 19, 2020

HAL Jazeera

What are you doing, Dave, Brad and Craig? This week, the guys start out well, trying to discuss situations -- like Iranian space rockets, virtual reunions and urban crossbows -- where the ends don't always justify the means. But along the way, the beer k...

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Feb. 13, 2020

The Slackademy Awards

This week, the guys introduce their own entry into Awards Season, heaping praise onto the people that REALLY deserve it. No celebrities. No idiotic political posturing. No weird cries for vegan lifestyles. Just real stories, real animals ... and a real l...

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Feb. 6, 2020

Horse Kennels

This week, the guys are joined by Dave's wife to discuss a farm-sized slate of topics, from Kobe Bryant to Mr. Peanut to weird fruit sex. In other words, it's another typical week in the world of Needless to Say... And if you're wondering about the episo...

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Jan. 30, 2020

Back on the Wagon

This week, the guys piece together the final remnants of last week's fuzzy memories, then get right to work making new ones. Everything from emotional support beers, to geriatric porn stars, to another look at the Fyre Fest debacle, they hit the week's h...

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