Episodes

Jan. 23, 2020

A Lit-Up Night with Empyrean Lights

Beer. Metal. Silverchair. More beer. Dark appendages. Long Island. Laramie, Wyoming. More metal. More beer. Wrestling bears. All things we discussed with Dan and Krysta from the rock band Empyrean Lights (and formerly of Iwrestledabearonce). It's a good ...

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Jan. 15, 2020

The Douchening

The first part of this one starts so promisingly since Brad barely talks at all. That's because Dave and Craig absolutely destroy him in a birthday roast for the ages. Once things calm down, Brad resumes boring the crap out of everyone, when the guys mea...

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Jan. 8, 2020

Happy New Year (no one is safe...)

The boys start off 2020 with a little reflection on the end of the holidays, the annual Celebrity Death Pool, and some random stuff from Dave's new hat. And it doesn't take them very long to get back in stride... which means the beer starts flowing prett...

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Dec. 31, 2019

The Least Worst of 2019

Now that 2019 is over, the guys spent some time reflecting on their Christmases, their "Star Wars" group date, and what they felt were the best segments of the year. Yeah, it's a "best of" episode, from the best year yet for Needless to Say... Thanks to ...

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Dec. 19, 2019

Ebenezer Booze

This week, the guys are amped for their THIRD Christmas Spectacular, diving deep into the best (and worst) holiday movies -- even the controversial ones like Die Hard and Lethal Weapon. Believe it or not, a few minds may have been changed. It's a drunken...

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Dec. 12, 2019

Dangerous Toys

This week, the boys get into some of the holiday season's best quality -- gifts! this means discussions of weaponized presents, sexist Christmas ads, beer diets and our own memories about the best (and worst) presents we ever received. Also, Brad randoml...

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Dec. 3, 2019

Roast Turkey

This week, the guys wake up from a tryptophan coma to discuss their Thanksgivings, old lady bodybuilders, trans rugby players, pitbull obedience, and more... They also get the jump on Craig's birthday by doing what they do best -- roasting the way he loo...

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Nov. 26, 2019

Burping at the Homeless: An NTS Thanksgiving

NTS's official kickoff to the holidays is as festive as can be, with Joey B and Raeann joining the boys for heartwarming tales of poop theaters, vagina museums, white trash seltzer and stoner food. Just listen... you'll be thankful.

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Nov. 22, 2019

Dave is MISSING!

Surprise! After a much-needed break, Dave decided to... take another break. But Craig, Brad and Mrs. Brad managed to whip something up, discussing Disney+, streaming services, sex toys and some fan questions from RI Comic-Con. Quick, dirty and on point. ...

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Nov. 9, 2019

White Noise: A Weekend at RI Comic-Con

It's been a LONG time since technology bit the guys in the ass, but that's exactly what happened to 6+ hours of audio from Rhode Island Comic-Con, turning amazing interviews, jokes and ballbusting into a mess of unlistenable white noise. Still, this is N...

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Oct. 31, 2019

Black Thursday: An NTS Halloween

This week, the guys get nostalgic about Halloween movies, go through some creepy (for the wrong reasons) headlines, and debate which horror legends would be the best in bed. They also cover their plans for this year's Rhode Island Comic-Con (yes, there'...

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Oct. 23, 2019

LIVE: One Night Lonely

This week, the boys decided to go back to the skull for some random inspiration. And in between all the usual discussion of bad movies, hot '80s actresses, travel and dream bands, they learn something ... "special" ... about Brad. Also, we learn how Dave...

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Oct. 18, 2019

Putin on the Ritz

This week, the guys welcome Cousin Jonathan to the studio to discuss Vladimir Putin photo shoots, sex doll marriages, outhouse "artifacts" and how Paul was a spammer to the Corinthians. We're not sure how this became an episode, but it did. So have at it...

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Oct. 10, 2019

Maitland Gored

This week, the guys get together for a lively discussion of bad luck bison, intimacy anorexia, racist reporters and Maitland Ward ... who made the boys "meet world" several times before recording the episode. Also, they do a game entirely about Craig (wh...

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Oct. 2, 2019

Soup to Nuts

This week, the guys dive right into some more discussion of the ridiculous vape "crisis," Craig and Dave's latest movie review, and some really crazy ways people died over the years ... including one that involved soup. Yeah, they weren't expecting it to...

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Sept. 26, 2019

History [REDACTED]

This week, the guys go it alone, revisiting some pressing topics, like censorship, bans, cancel culture and revisionist history. From Shane Gillis to Antonio Brown to Justin Trudeau, it seems like everyone's struggling to escape their pasts... even thoug...

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Sept. 19, 2019

An Evening with the Nerd Entertainment Hub

Stop everything! A wannabe nerd show runs into a real one? And then there's lots of joking and ball busting? Yeah. you want to be here for this one.  For 2.5 hours on Friday the 13th, the guys discussed horror movies, fantasy culture, Star Wars and much ...

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Sept. 12, 2019

45 RPM

This week the guys SLOWLY get back into form by doing what they do best -- praising those who find humor where most people never look. They also delve into the logic of a comedy icon, explore the religious threats of a fictional wizard, and wonder whethe...

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Sept. 5, 2019

Why, Ray?

This week the guys try out a new studio for a night (with Dave's wife and brother-in-law, to boot) but settle in comfortably by covering familiar territory. Craig is reminded that his face is always a target. Dave still forgets his wife. Brad is still on...

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Aug. 29, 2019

Drowning in Chaos

What happens when you add two mics and four X chromosomes to Needless to Say? Utter and complete chaos, that's what. We recorded nearly three hours of raw audio with our friends Kristy and Mandy, covering a WIDE range of topics, and all that survived was...

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Aug. 23, 2019

HR. Snuff. And Stuff.

Chairs creaking. Cans launching. Coolers slamming. Planes flying. Crickets mating. And in between those sounds, Craig, Brad and Dave discuss Jeffrey Epstein, Patricia Heaton, advertising censorship, deep fake videos and about 400 other topics. Noisy as h...

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Aug. 15, 2019

101 Hangovers

This week, the guys limp and crawl their way back to the table to kick off their second 100 episodes. And along the way they discuss some unfinished business from last week, take a few shots at redeeming themselves, then break into the skull for some mor...

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Aug. 8, 2019

NTS Turns 100!

After a few weeks away, Craig, Dave and Brad are back to celebrate 100 episodes of Needless to Say... The boys get a little nostalgic about the show's best moments, pay tribute to a local furniture hero, then share the worst, most offensive seven minutes...

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July 25, 2019

The World is Revolting

In the final show before the guys celebrate 100 episodes, they start out asking some deep questions about weather, climate and natural disasters. Then they get back to normal by making fun of Area 51 raiders, Bagel Boss jackhats and the amazing Running B...

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