Episodes

Nov. 9, 2024

RI Comic-Con Recap #4 - Family Matters

NTS has always been a family-first kind of show. Well, only for Craig and Matt's family, that is. So, when Matt's sister Hailee and the ever-perfect Dakota showed up, things went ... predictably. -- #comedypodcast #humorpodca...

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Nov. 9, 2024

RI Comic-Con Recap #3 - Brian Beaudoin

In this clip, we meet the amazing Brian Beaudoin -- the guy responsible for whipping Dave and Craig into passable comedy shape. Listen as he verbally mauls everyone around our booth, with a special focus on a lazy kid wearing...

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Nov. 8, 2024

RI Comic-Con Recap #2 - Saturday Morning

After four long years, the guys triumphantly returned to Rhode Island Comic-Con, to lay waste to good taste. Over the course of the next several days, we'll be releasing short clips from the event, in a somewhat chronological...

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Nov. 8, 2024

RI Comic-Con Recap #1 - Friday Night

After four long years, the guys triumphantly returned to Rhode Island Comic-Con, to lay waste to good taste. Over the course of the next several days, we'll be releasing short clips from the event, in a somewhat chronological...

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Nov. 1, 2024

Calm Before the Stank

There was a week between Halloween stories and the chaos of Rhode Island Comic-Con, so the guys had a chill night in Dave's garage. But that doesn't mean it wasn't a good one. Reminiscing about past Comic-Cons, and diving int...

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Oct. 25, 2024

Scary Story-o-Dactyl

It's Halloween. And after a month of reviewing other bad horror movies, the guys revisited the show's best tradition -- writing a few of their own. If you're looking for actual horror, you should check out the Hawk Tuah girl'...

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Oct. 18, 2024

Slumber Party Marimba

The guys close out four successful weeks of horror movie reviews by saving the worst for last. This week, Matt's all-time favorite slasher flick, "Slumber Party Massacre 2" is the centerpiece. If only he had watched it first....

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Oct. 12, 2024

Sham Elliott

Now that it's mid-October, the guys are all-in on their horror movie reviews. Well, at least they were until they watched 1980's "Motel Hell." Now, they just hate Craig more than usual. But, if you like the idea of cannibalis...

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Oct. 4, 2024

The Ballad of Mike Tobacco

This week, the guys continue their horror movie retrospective, this time covering the 1980s classic "Killer Klowns from Outer Space." While there was doubt they could get a full review out of this one, they ended up doing the...

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Sept. 27, 2024

Nitric Acid Trip

The guys needed a week off to prepare -- Halloween season is here, which means horror movie reviews are back! This time, Brad goes first, choosing the seminal slasher classic "Slaughter High." It's a complicated tale showing ...

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Sept. 13, 2024

Luther Vangross

Ohhhh, yeahhhhhh... Before this episode even started, Matt was hitting hard and fast with his slow jams voice, setting the tone for a wide-ranging discussion about backyard rats, open flies, stray boogers, 311, Oasis, kinderg...

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Sept. 6, 2024

Club Med(ford)

In what has become an annual tradition, 3/4 of the show is back from Maine, loaded with stories to tell. (Most of them about being loaded.) From puppy guilt to cooking surface shame, to boiled socks and the universal appeal o...

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Aug. 23, 2024

More Funner

This week, as 3/4 of the show (and 91% of New England) plan their annual trip to Maine, the guys tried to cram a lot of show into two hours. That means a breakdown of fantasy sports in reality, the reality of Asian porn, mean...

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Aug. 20, 2024

Sit Down Comedy

This one's late. But the guys have been busy! And in this episode, you'll hear why. From revisiting Dave's comedy debut, Brad not knowing the difference between US and Australian breakdancing, Dead Stiff Nick, trips to New Ha...

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Aug. 9, 2024

Devoid of Dave's Void

This week, Dave's on vacation, somehow making a mountain range even whiter. So, the other guys figured it was the perfect time to discuss Dave's successful comedy debut, lazy workers, the ending of Aerosmith, primitive surgic...

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Aug. 5, 2024

Post-Yell Clarity

Another week, another conversation that starts with the best intentions, and quickly devolves into... well, what Needless to Say does best. The guys may have streamlined the beginning of the show, but its tainted soul remains...

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July 26, 2024

Shark Armor

No, your speakers aren't broken -- the guys sound a little fuzzy this week. No, they don't need remedial science -- they know that's a killer whale, not a shark. No, you shouldn't care about such details -- they certainly don...

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July 19, 2024

Elton's Johnson

This week, the guys meet in the garage, dodge a bald-faced hornet, compare nut stickiness, THEN proceed to discuss the manhood of a first lady, Elton John's shopping exposure habits, and posthumous love affairs. Also, there w...

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July 12, 2024

Beer Darts, Sun-Baked Crab, and Freedom

The Fourth of July has come and gone, which means Craig's party laid waste to Rhode Island once more. Were there fireworks? Explosive dramas? Sunlight and heat on shellfish? Of course there were... alongside the usual drunken...

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July 9, 2024

Deuce Connoisseur

Yeah, the guys were a little late getting this one out. But, with the Fourth of July, vacations, and other things keeping them from posting last Friday, instead, you're all in for an early-week treat. And if you're good, you'...

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June 28, 2024

Talk Tuah

This week, the guys are down a man (again) but that didn't stop them from discussing the Hawk Tuah girl, internet meme people, new work trucks, and Craig's increasingly decrepit body. Also, for those who missed it last week, ...

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June 21, 2024

Person Tassels

The guys are down a man, but even with Matt working (watching) a severe thunderstorm (Celtics game) the remaining guys go a little old school, discussing amazing dogs, lab partner/stripper combos, human resources, and our fav...

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June 14, 2024

The Circle of Wipe

Recently, the guys got some criticism saying the show is "losing direction." They heard it's "unfocused," and "way too into discussing meaningless jobs." They even heard that they're "not nearly as interesting as [they] think." To that, the guys resp...

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June 7, 2024

Food Fountain

This was a special one. In just under 80 minutes, the guys covered insect falconry, a kid's first fight, family barbecues, and teenage cultural appropriation. At least that's what Craig, Dave, and Matt told Brad, since he was too wrecked to even reme...

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