Episodes

Jan. 19, 2024

The Afghan of Turin

Praise be, NTS! Lord knows the guys didn't need to do another episode of religious jokes, but that didn't stop them from getting touched by God this week. Matt had his revelation in line to buy milk. Craig continued his …

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Jan. 12, 2024

Knew Years. Ray.

They took a few weeks off, but the craptastic four are back from the holiday break to waste your mental bandwidth. This time around, we learn about Craig's new church, trashy elves on shelves, celebrity encounters, and another amazing story …

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Dec. 29, 2023

Pouring (Yes... ANOTHER) One Out: The Best of 2023

Another year gone. Another spin around the sun. Another collection of our favorite segments. If you're new to the show, consider this a great starting point. If you're not, it's still a good sampler platter of what we did for …

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Dec. 22, 2023

Dank Christmas

After Craig's birthday episode -- which you'll hear soon enough -- it was time to dust off a few NTS Christmas traditions. After a recap of the surprise 50th birthday, the guys (and gal) read a second collaborative holiday story …

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Dec. 8, 2023

Molasses Gonzalez

This week, Brad took the night off, leaving Matt, Craig, and Dave to fend for themselves. So, after doing three amazing segments before hitting "record" the guys managed to discuss overly observational children, High Karate, Spotify Unwrapped, Deadsp...

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Dec. 1, 2023

Buckets of Load

It was the day after Thanksgiving, so what were the guys thankful for? Family, friends, peanut butter pie, TikTok designers, colonoscopies, corn digestion, House MD, Munchausen's Syndrome, and ruining Santa Claus for children. Happy holidays, all. --...

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Nov. 24, 2023

CTRL-ALT-BUSH

This week, the guys give thanks for a lot of things -- Matt's love of Creed's poetry, Dave's college pornography, Brad's nasal entropy, and Craig's looming colonoscopy. It's a love letter to the '90s -- when Brad and Dave were …

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Nov. 17, 2023

Thighs Wide Shut

This week, the guys were still recovering from their visit with the Official True Story Bro podcast, but that didn't stop them from the usual business. Craig finally gets to discuss Rhode Island Comic-Con, Dave comes to grips with his …

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Nov. 10, 2023

Otters and Daddies and Bears: An ”Oh My” Evening with the True Story …

It was Rhode Island Comic-Con weekend, and the Official True Story Bro podcast was in town to celebrate. YES, they discussed the event, but not even close to the way you'd expect. So put aside any thoughts about celebrities, comic …

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Nov. 3, 2023

Karma Shart

After a Halloween episode full of creative energy, the guys chose a lower-key approach this time around. But that doesn't stop them from diving deep into topics like high school "decades weeks," sexism at car dealerships, dangerous vehicles, and our …

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Oct. 27, 2023

Shhhhhh, My Lion: An NTS Halloween

As autumn sets in throughout the region, only three things are certain: Leaves will turn, temperatures will drop, and the NTS guys will read their original horror comedy movie scripts on the air. In the fourth year of this growing …

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Oct. 21, 2023

Boys in the Hood

FORE! No, this episode isn't about golf. But the guys do manage to spend a lot of time discussing people who have skin in the game. They also spend a few minutes circumcising the reputations of some local businesses and …

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Oct. 13, 2023

Great Mexpectations

This week, the guys (and longtime buddy John) cover the usual array of randomness, ranging from Breaking Bad to false advertising in men's rooms to long-time careers in tree work. If you had expectations for this week's episode, throw them …

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Oct. 6, 2023

Not-Quite-Kiddie Pools

For any other show, this week's episode would have been over before it started. But the NTS Four were more than up for something a little left of disgusting. From toenails to hemorrhoids to group bathroom visits to ... well, …

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Sept. 29, 2023

Welcome to Barrabas

This week, the guys turned an empty outline into an episode Ric Flair would approve of (even if Christians won't). So, sit back and enjoy two hours of jet flying, limo riding, kiss stealing, dwarf pissing, career gambling, sneaker creasing, …

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Sept. 22, 2023

My Dad...Kenneth

Staring down the barrel of a hurricane, Matt still found his way to Studio D, with the infamous Derrick in tow. This turned a typical Friday into an unreal night of discussing work rage, parenting, embarrassing songs, Guatemalan fried chicken, …

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Sept. 15, 2023

Maine Don’t Hurt

Craig, Dave, and Matt are back from their annual trip to Maine... just in time to honor the memory of Patrick Swayze. They do this by letting Brad do his week for five minutes, then diving into their unbathed weekend …

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Sept. 1, 2023

How Come Me?

Not a lot of podcasts offer you two-hour discussions of chapped lips, Chinese restaurants, gross food, paper straws, the "stinky pinky," AND the best side characters in TV and movies. But then again, NTS isn't just any podcast. Light up, …

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Aug. 25, 2023

How Come You?

Coming off the heels of a weird episode in Craig's backyard, the guys reconvened in Dave's luxury garage to get back on track. The result? Discussions of Underoos, shark parties, water park patrons, nipple tattoos, earwax, and Guns & Roses. …

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Aug. 18, 2023

Gak to Reality

After five days of rest and relaxation, Dave is back... and absolutely nothing changed. This week, the guys sat around a pool, were devastated by mosquitos, and had life-changing discussions about bland chicken, undercooked seafood, restroom karaoke,...

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Aug. 11, 2023

Clamtain

What happens when Dave takes a week off? Chaos, that's what. This happened, via discussions of comedian Joe List, QAnon customers, upright farting vs. seated farting, Lizzo's bananas, Marvel movies, and other things that are bothering them. Dave can'...

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Aug. 4, 2023

Slow From the Afterglow

The guys are still recovering from their week-long, 300th episode hangover, so they were understandably a little low-key. But that didn't stop them from hitting the skull to cover all the usual suspects -- work, love, life, laughter, tree truck …

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July 28, 2023

NTS Turns 300

After 2,190 days, 52,560 hours, 171,853 beers, and 1.26 million poorly rolled cigarettes, Needless to Say is turning 300! This humble little podcast -- which no one believed would last -- celebrates more than six years of unwavering immaturity, occas...

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July 14, 2023

The Lady in the Mud

Right before their monumental 300th episode (and still recovering from Craig's party) the guys got together for a relaxed night discussing sun-baked crab, oblong nipples, actors who would play them in a movie, and the growing local legend of the …

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