Episodes

This week, there's no time for clever writing. Just know that this episode contains discussions of death row meals, dollar store drug paraphernalia, songs for movie soundtracks, non-vegan raccoons, adolescent male concerns, and the guys' new favorite...

This week, the guys dive deep into the recent Titanic submersible news, handling it with all the grace and decorum you've come to expect. Also, Dave has a nighttime emission, Matt gets hood-cred permission, Brad continues to lose his inhibition, …

The NTS guys are overdue for a normal episode. Unfortunately, this isn't it. A week after being violated by cheap furniture, the guys reconvene to discuss an all-new listener question -- this time about tipping for takeout. Also, they get …

This week, the guys had an unexpected fire lit under them. But instead of sitting and taking a pounding, they pushed back, leaned into the pressure, and ultimately stood together in the end. They discussed the unexpected rise of Matt …

For the first time in weeks, all four guys are back at the table... just in time to discuss their medical conditions. Matt visited the dentist. Brad adhered to medicine labels. Dave explained rickets to new listeners. And Craig hit …

The guys decided to take some time off and enjoy the long weekend. But that doesn't mean there isn't stuff to share. This week, they present the second half of their amazing conversation with Vietnam veteran, retired policeman, and -- …

On the back of cold medicine bottles is a warning -- "Do not take if you consume three or more alcoholic beverages per day." Brad didn't listen. So, on a night when Dave was already missing, Brad mixed his IPA …

A lot of NTS episodes require a detailed explanation. This isn't one of them. Instead, for nearly 2.5 hours, the guys discuss the following items at length: The smells of a mid-week metal concert. Dave's adventures in airport restrooms. Craig's …

No excuses. No technical problems. No nonsense. This time, the only mistakes that NTS experiences are those that come straight from the guys' mouths. And for this week it means discussions of different doctor's appointments, homeless fighting, bodily...

This week, the guys overcame recent technical difficulties by having MORE technical difficulties. But, like a phoenix from their asses, they pieced together parts of two recent missteps and somehow managed to create a pretty funny mashup. Parts of th...

This week, the guys are back at full strength, and ready to discuss the world's most newsworthy topics. Like Brad's month of travel, Matt's week of work, Craig's day of lawn care, and Dave's 14 minutes of paint roller hell. …

This week, Needless to Say flies without a net. The episode title is a non-word. The cover art is nonsensical. The outline is nonexistent. And none of it matters because Craig, Dave, and Matt still manage to cover a wide …

The guys are taking a week off (ask Craig why) but that doesn't mean they don't have something ready to go. A while back, they spent a Sunday talking with Dave's dad, the legendary Captain Bill. Over the course of …

The world may not have been waiting for a podcast episode that covers pro wrestling, Chinese shopping, and the Gwyneth Paltrow ski accident trial in under two hours. But, you just found it. This week, the guys gathered a little …

The NTS guys haven't put out a true "greatest hits" episode, but this week might just qualify. A few new events from their lives sparked some hilarious recaps of past embarrassing moments. Pants caught on fences. Shorts pulled to ankles. …

Don't go looking for meaning in this week's title -- it doesn't exist. (Just like this week's outline.) Instead, the guys decided to wing it, diving into topics like taco etiquette, senior surprise parties, trash movies, and doing favors for …

Texas may be known as the Lone Star State, but this week, NTS managed to cram seven stars into one episode. Old friends Matt and Kayla were in town and stopped by the garage to discuss their favorite things about …

St. Patrick's Day might be a week away, but that didn't stop the guys (and Raeann) from drinking like freshmen. Even with Matt ready for an overnight shift, the guys managed to slosh their way through discussions of Steven Seagal, …

This week, the guys brought the best of themselves to the table. Brad discussed his stellar parenting. Craig made up new words. Matt occasionally agreed with people. Dave didn't speak much at all. And it worked out great when they …

The skull is back! And that means the guys enjoyed a night of random stories (and tall tales) about their prior sex lives. If that isn't exciting enough, there are also updates on Dave's much-better half, Matt's much-worse coworker, Brad's …

It was a week of robberies. Craig was robbed of his money. Matt was robbed of a new truck. Dave was robbed of his wife's respect. And Brad was robbed of the chance to complete a sentence. But with deep …

A record-setting cold snap hit the NTS studios, forcing the guys to huddle up with Manny while Matt braved the elements for work. The result? A funny, noisy night discussing mental neighbors, mindless office language, and the utterly meaningless Rock...

Welcome to one of the shortest NTS episodes ever made! But that doesn't mean the guys didn't make the most of their time. In just 80 minutes, they cover Brad's temporary depression, '80s musical expression, Dave's career regression, and one …

This week, the guys get a little reflective. Nothing deep, just things like life, love, learning, and lamentable late-night sex decisions. Plus, if that wasn't enough, they realize something they secretly knew all along -- Matt is a legit, no-nonsens...