Episodes

May 12, 2023

What is This ... Egypt?

No excuses. No technical problems. No nonsense. This time, the only mistakes that NTS experiences are those that come straight from the guys' mouths. And for this week it means discussions of different doctor's appointments, homeless fighting, bodily...

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May 4, 2023

Lost & Found

This week, the guys overcame recent technical difficulties by having MORE technical difficulties. But, like a phoenix from their asses, they pieced together parts of two recent missteps and somehow managed to create a pretty funny mashup. Parts of th...

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April 27, 2023

Handmandled

This week, the guys are back at full strength, and ready to discuss the world's most newsworthy topics. Like Brad's month of travel, Matt's week of work, Craig's day of lawn care, and Dave's 14 minutes of paint roller hell. Plus, with the few minutes ...

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April 20, 2023

The Revelant

This week, Needless to Say flies without a net. The episode title is a non-word. The cover art is nonsensical. The outline is nonexistent. And none of it matters because Craig, Dave, and Matt still manage to cover a wide range of topics. Motley Crue'...

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April 14, 2023

An Afternoon with Captain Bill - Part 1

The guys are taking a week off (ask Craig why) but that doesn't mean they don't have something ready to go. A while back, they spent a Sunday talking with Dave's dad, the legendary Captain Bill. Over the course of a few hours, they dove deep into Bil...

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April 6, 2023

Stankee Candle

The world may not have been waiting for a podcast episode that covers pro wrestling, Chinese shopping, and the Gwyneth Paltrow ski accident trial in under two hours. But, you just found it. This week, the guys gathered a little early to dive into all...

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March 30, 2023

Hey Dude, You’re Wet

The NTS guys haven't put out a true "greatest hits" episode, but this week might just qualify. A few new events from their lives sparked some hilarious recaps of past embarrassing moments. Pants caught on fences. Shorts pulled to ankles. Shoes caught...

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March 23, 2023

Welcome to Rectum

Don't go looking for meaning in this week's title -- it doesn't exist. (Just like this week's outline.) Instead, the guys decided to wing it, diving into topics like taco etiquette, senior surprise parties, trash movies, and doing favors for family. ...

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March 16, 2023

Y’all Hands on Deck

Texas may be known as the Lone Star State, but this week, NTS managed to cram seven stars into one episode. Old friends Matt and Kayla were in town and stopped by the garage to discuss their favorite things about their new state, what they miss about...

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March 10, 2023

The Irish Sobriety Famine

St. Patrick's Day might be a week away, but that didn't stop the guys (and Raeann) from drinking like freshmen. Even with Matt ready for an overnight shift, the guys managed to slosh their way through discussions of Steven Seagal, kid-proof restauran...

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March 2, 2023

Rememorable Stupidness

This week, the guys brought the best of themselves to the table. Brad discussed his stellar parenting. Craig made up new words. Matt occasionally agreed with people. Dave didn't speak much at all. And it worked out great when they covered topics like...

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Feb. 23, 2023

Blatant Lies

The skull is back! And that means the guys enjoyed a night of random stories (and tall tales) about their prior sex lives. If that isn't exciting enough, there are also updates on Dave's much-better half, Matt's much-worse coworker, Brad's much-malig...

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Feb. 17, 2023

Suffering from Withdrawal

It was a week of robberies. Craig was robbed of his money. Matt was robbed of a new truck. Dave was robbed of his wife's respect. And Brad was robbed of the chance to complete a sentence. But with deep discussions about Metallica, the end of music al...

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Feb. 9, 2023

Sex Frost

A record-setting cold snap hit the NTS studios, forcing the guys to huddle up with Manny while Matt braved the elements for work. The result? A funny, noisy night discussing mental neighbors, mindless office language, and the utterly meaningless Rock...

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Feb. 2, 2023

Don’t Kid Yourselves

Welcome to one of the shortest NTS episodes ever made! But that doesn't mean the guys didn't make the most of their time. In just 80 minutes, they cover Brad's temporary depression, '80s musical expression, Dave's career regression, and one seriously...

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Jan. 27, 2023

Mustache Pride

This week, the guys get a little reflective. Nothing deep, just things like life, love, learning, and lamentable late-night sex decisions. Plus, if that wasn't enough, they realize something they secretly knew all along -- Matt is a legit, no-nonsens...

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Jan. 19, 2023

Awl Marks and Squirrel Cops

What a difference a week makes! The guys shake off the rust of a bad episode and return to form, discussing Hulu's overblown portrayal of Tupac, pro sports' overdone celebrations, Hollywood's overdue fall from grace,  Dave's love of staircase skiing,...

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Jan. 4, 2023

Pouring Yet Another One Out: The Best of 2022

While the guys enjoyed the holidays, they put together a look back at their finest moments from 2022. And it all came from their weeks in review. From crazy fever dreams to counterfeit urine streams, the guys had a hell of a year. Let's raise one in ...

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Dec. 22, 2022

Passing the Yule Log: An NTS Christmas

It's the sixth NTS Christmas, and the guys celebrated differently this year. Craig quizzes the table on holiday traditions. Brad ruins Jeopardy (again). Matt expresses some solid hatred for BMW commercials. And according to their latest group story r...

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Dec. 15, 2022

Sh*thead Jones

This week's episode is brought to you by the letters, NTS, CDL, and the number 49. As the guys approach Christmas, they spend two hours discussing a LOT of stuff. Woke culture recasting of a holiday classic? Check. Losing and gaining friends? Check. ...

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Dec. 8, 2022

Low-Key Fruit Basket

Between Brad's bronchitis, Craig's leg, Dave's day drinking, and Matt's midnight work schedule, the guys were a little low-energy this week. But that doesn't mean they didn't get into some stuff. Which is how they got into Florida football hypocrisy,...

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Dec. 1, 2022

None-Hit Wonders

It was a long time coming. After months of waiting to discuss their favorite musical one-hit wonders, resident rockstars Kaz, Cara, and Raeann make their way back to the studio. The result? Deep dives into A-Ha, The Toadies, Grim Reaper, and ... Don ...

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Nov. 23, 2022

Duke Cloudwalker: An NTS Thanksgiving

The holidays are back, and the boys are feeling extra thankful this year. Dave is thankful for Matt's weekend scheduling. Matt is thankful for empty houses. Craig is thankful his family despises him. Brad is... well... not thankful for anything at al...

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Nov. 17, 2022

Phun City

This week, the guys welcome back an old friend for a throwback discussion of rock cover songs, children's birthday parties,  TikTok motivational videos, and violence toward lamps. Amazingly, it comes together a lot better than you'd think. (Which is ...

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